More Headlines

     Human error, compounded by the rush of getting the newspaper

     out, has given the world the following actual headlines:

     

     DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT

        --Waterbury (CT) Republican

     

     MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE

        --Toronto Globe and Mail

     

     SPLIT REARS IN FARMER MOVEMENT

        --Denver Post

     

     PANDA MATING FAILS, VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

        --St. Petersburg Times

     

     HALF OF U.S. HIGH SCHOOLS REQUIRE SOME STUDY FOR GRADUATION

        --Los Angeles Times

     

     SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY

        --Belleview (IL) News-Democrat

     

     GORILLAS VOW TO KILL KHOMENI

        --Munsun (PA) Valley Independent

     

     BLIND WOMAN GETS KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS

        --Alabama Journal

     

     SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 13 YEARS IN CHECKOUT LINE AT SUPERMARKET

        --Arkansas Democrat

     

     [These headlines were excerpted from an article by

     Richard Lederer, from his column "Looking at

     Language"]

... And the famous 2nd World War headline which followed Montgomery and the allies success over the Afrika Korps:

"8th Army Push Bottles Up Germans"